TABLE OF MALCONTENTS 2010 – 2020

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2010

1. GABRIELLA

2. Where_the_Hours_Clanged_and_Fell

3. Kenny_in_the_Crosswinds

4. OLLA_PODRIDA

5. HAIKU_THE_CAT

6. LIVING IT DOWN

7. OWED_TO_A_CIGARETTE

8. 中華民國 EVERY REVOLUTIONARY KNOWS 東風, 东风強國, 强国

9. Dr._Seuss_and_Dos_Equis

10. REQUIEM_FOR_THOSE_WE_SHELTER

11. THE_WEDDING_OF_GRANT_AND_MICHELLE

12. PAPA_GOOSE_-_”Rabbit,_Monkey,_and_Little_Girl”

13. HAIKU_THE_SPIDER

14. HAIKU_THE_THOUGHT_LEADER

15. aDVISe_FrOM_A_fRIEnD

16. PAPA_GOOSE_-_”Under_the_Stove”

17. THE_REVEREND_O.L._DUCK_SONGBOOK,_VOL._I

18. SEX_OBJECT

19. ELEGY_FOR_OUR_CAT_RONCHO

20. TRAVIS_HAS_COME

21. THE_REVEREND_O.L._DUCK_SONGBOOK,_VOL._II

22. VISIONS_OF_THE_GONE

23. ON_THE_DEATH_OF_JOHN_LENNON

24. THE_BALLAD_OF_HARRY_PALMS

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2011

25. THE_GRASSHOPPER_IN_WINTER

26. HAIKU_THE_LOVE_ZOMBIE

27. HAIKU_LE_SACRÉ_BLEU

28. PAPA_GOOSE_-_”TWO_BLACK_SHEEP”

29. BETWEEN_THE_LETTERS

30. CRUZAR_MI_CORAZÓN

31. The_Lickitty_Splitz

32. Nothing Rhymes with Month, Silver, Orange or Purple

33. ONE_LAST_LEAF_IN_WINTER_SKY

34. HAIKU_CONVALESCENT_HOME

35. HAIKU_THE_SINNER’S_HYMN

36. THE_CATALINA_VARIATIONS

37. HAIKU_MOON_IN_THE_YOUNG_EARTH

38. HAIKU_THESE_THREE_THINGS_I_KNOW

39. BOLSA_CHICA

40. I_REMEMBER_TOMORROW

41. We_met_in_the_4th_grade

42. THE_AUTHOR_OF_OUR_FATE

43. THE_RAINBOW_BEHIND_US

44. tHe_pUnK_cRitiC’s_NotEbOOK

45. MY_FAMILY_TREE

46. GENEVIEVE

47. PRIVATE_COMPARTMENTS

48. Professor_LeJeune’s_Substitute

49. PRESENT TENSE (ME MORIA)

50. JACK_THE_HACK

51. ABJECTISM

52. HOW_WAS_YOUR_DAY,_DANNY?

53. THE_TANGO_LESSON

54. PAPA_GOOSE – “The_Wolf_Who_Cried_Boy”

55. A_YOUNG_WIVES’TALE-_”Suzie’s_Bullet”

56. LAZARUS_AGONISTES

57. PAPA_GOOSE_-“El_Burro_Viejo(The_Old_Burro)”

58. SCRABBLE_THE_MUDDY_COBBLES

59. OH_BELOVED

60. A_YOUNG_WIVES’TALE-_”Palmdale”

61. THE_HARD

62. The_Diary_of_My_Mentally_Ill_Brother

63. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_1&_2

64. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_3,_4,&_5

65. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-_Chapter_6

66. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-_Chapter_7

67. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-_Chapter_8

68. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_9&_10

69. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_11&_12

70. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_13&_14

71. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_15&_16

72. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_17&_18

73. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_19&_20

74. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_21&_22

75. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-Chapters_23&_24

76. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-_Chapter_25

77. Servant_Of_The_Scorpion_-_Chapter_26

78. The OS Wednesday Fiction Club for 8/3/11 – CLOSING TIME

79. The OS Wednesday Fiction Club for 8/10/11 – CONTROLLED BURN

80. OS Fiction Weekend Club for September 2-4 – JOURNEES INDESIRABLES

81. WhisperYour Name Into My Heart – Chapitre II –DANS LA FORÊT DE VIEUX HOMMES

82. OS Fiction Weekend Club for September 9 – 11 – A TOWN CALLED BAD WEATHER

83. The Outlaw Honey Moses and THE INDISCRETIONS OF KATE GRODY

84. Whisper Your Name Into My Heart – Chapitre III – COUPS DE LA QUEUE DU DEMON

85. OS Fiction Weekend Club for September 16 – 18 – The Outlaw Honey Moses and THE ONE BAD HABIT OF REX RAMSEY

86. OS Fiction Weeked Club for September 23 -25 – Whisper Your Name Into My Heart – Chapitre IV – CHANSON

87. OS Weekend Fiction Club for 9/30/11 to 10/2/11 – THE POUNDING OF NAILS

88. OS Weekend Fiction Club for 10/7-9/11: A PIANO IN THE WOODS

89. Whisper Your Name Into My Heart – Chapitre V – LE GRAND GUERRIER

90. The Outlaw Honey Moses and THE DUNBAR, AUSTIN, & TAYLOR SECURITY COMPANY

91. OS Weekend Fiction Club for 10/14 – 16/11 – MISS GAIDO

92. The OS Fiction Weekend Club 10/21-23/11 ~HIDING OF THE FACE

93. Whisper Your Name Into My Heart – Chapitre VI – LE TREIZIÈME MOINE

94. The OS Fiction Weekend Club 10/28-30/11 ~JUST GHOST TO SHOW YOU

95. THE CUTTERS LOUNGE

96. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 11/4-6/11 ~ THE EARTH ALSO MOVES

97. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 11/11-13/11 ~ THE COUNSEL OF FEARS

98. Whisper Your Name Into My Heart – Chapitre VII – LES ACOLYTES

99. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 11/18-20/11 ~ VENGEANCE IS MINE

100. The Outlaw Honey Moses and JUBILEE DUNBAR

101. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 11/25-27/11 ~ Whisper Your Name Into My Heart ~ Chapitre VIII ~ LA SCIENCE DE GUEULE

102. Servant Of The Scorpion – Chapter 27 – Mateo, Marcos, Lucas, and Juan

103. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 12/2-4/11 ~ THE TWO FIGURINES

104. The Outlaw Honey Moses and THE PASSOVER BANK

105. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 12/9-11/11 ~ THE CUTTERS LOUNGE – CARLA

106. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 12/16-18/11 ~ EUPHORANASIA

107. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 12/23-25/11 ~ INFINITELY BLUE

108. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for NeW yEaRs 2012THE END OF YEARS

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2012

109. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 1/6-8/12 ~ VAN DIEMAN’S LAND

110. Whisper Your Name Into My Heart – Chapitre IX – LES VOIES D’HOMMES (The Ways of Men)

111. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 1/13-15/12 ~ A YOUNG WIVES’ TALE: LORELLA SHIEKH

112. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 1/20-22/12 ~ THE NARROW WOODS

113. The Outlaw Honey Moses and THE DOG NAMED PUSSY

114. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 1/27-29/12 ~ ALAMOUD THE GOAT

115. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 2/3-5/12 ~ I JUST FELT LIKE IT

116. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 2/10-12/12 ~ MAN AND WOMAN DROWNING

117. Whisper Your Name Into My Heart ~ Chapitre X – LA CHANSON DE LA MÈRE D’ESPRIT (Song of The Spirit Mother)

118. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 2/17-19/12 ~ SEE SPOT READ

119. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 2/24-26/12 ~ TOUCHING

120. THE CRUISE

121. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 3/2-4/12 ~ THE CUTTERS LOUNGE ~ THE SILVER STOGIE AWARD

122. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 3/9-11/12 ~ HEY THERE LONELY GIRL

123. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 3/16-18/12 ~ ANNA SYBILLA

124. Servant of the Scorpion – Chapter 28 ~ ARMS OF FIRE

125. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 3/23-25/12 ~ COME APART

126. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 3/30-4/1/12 ~ THE RAGGED CLAWS OF MICHELA PIATTA

127. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 4/6-8/12 ~ UNDERGROWTH WITH TWO FIGURES

128. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 4/13-15/12 ~ ANGEL FALLS

129. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 4/20-22/12 ~ DUST AND DREAMS

130. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 4/27-29/12 ~ COLD, HUNGRY, NAKED, WET

131. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 5/4-6/12 ~ LAMBA RISING

132. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 5/11-13/12 ~ THE BEAST OF TIN CAN BEACH

133. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 5/18-20/12 ~ WALK THE YARD

134. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 5/25-27/12 ~ TWILIGHT IN PARIS

135. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 6/1-2/12 ~ FLASH DRIVE

136. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 6/8-10/12 ~ DINNER WITH MY MENTALLY ILL BROTHER

137. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 6/15-17/12 ~ DADDY’S DOLL HOUSE

138. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 6/22-24/12 ~ CROSS COUNTRY

139. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 6/29 – 7/1/2012 ~ CEVICHE

140. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 7/6-8/12 ~ ORCHARD OF THE GOLDEN APPLES

141. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 7/13 – 15/2012 ~ You are HERE

142. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 7/20-22/12 ~ HUNTING FOR YOUR SKIN

143. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 7/27-29/12 ~ I HAVE NEVER BEEN

144. STALKING EMMA STONE

145. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 8/3-5/12 ~ SPESHUL OLYMPICS

146. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 8/10-12/12 ~ The Cutters Lounge – A REALITY TOO FAR

147. THE LAST SONGBIRD

148. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 8/17-19/12 ~ APPOGGIATURA

149. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 8/24-26/12 ~ POLARITY (TOO OLD TO POLE)

150. The OS Fiction Weekend Club for 8/31-9/2/12 ~ WORD TO THE WISE

151. IMPERFECT PEBBLES

152. OS Fiction Weekend for 9/28-30/12 ~ ROLLING THUNDER

153. OS Fiction Weekend for 10/5-7/12 ~ THE EDEN REUNION

154. OS Fiction Weekend for 10/12-14/12 ~ SMALL TALK

155. OS Fiction Weekend for 10/19-21/12 ~ CHÂTEAU DE CHATS

156. DRAGGL

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157. OS Fiction Weekend for 10/26-28/12 ~ OUT OF SERVICE

158. OS Fiction Week for 10/31-11/4/2012 ~ THE GRAVES OF LOUIS GAROU

159. DANCING WITH THE BLACK BULL

160. THE PILLARS OF HEAVEN

161. AMISH MASH

162. THE GRIMPILS FARM

163. EVERY DAY ABOVE GROUND (Chapter 1)

164. THE GOLDEN RULE CLUB

165. CAPTAIN CATERPILLAR

166. (Farewell when OS failed) LOVE TO YOU ALL, MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS

167. OUT OF THE PARK

168. EVERY DAY ABOVE GROUND (Chapter 2)

169. SAVING JESUS

170. EVERY DAY ABOVE GROUND (Chapter 3)

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2013

171. A TRACE OF (WO)MAN

172. PATOFLAUTA

173. Goodies On Demand

174. THE TEMPEST LOUNGE

175. ECCLESIASTES 20:13

176. BAREFOOT IN THE PARKING LOT

177. FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND DEBT COLLECTORS

178. MOOD SWINGS

179. ADOLPH MEISTERMANN (Carl Reiner Writers’ Contest Entry)

180. THE END OF THE HOUR (excerpt from Adolph Meistermann)

181. THE BAD BOY BLUES (excerpt from Adolph Meistermann)

182. LAUGH THROUGH TEARS AGAINST HIS WILL (excerpt from Adolph Meistermann)

183. GOD COUNTS HER TEARS (excerpt from Adolph Meistermann)

184. CITIES OF REFUGE (excerpt from Adolph Meistermann)

185. SOCRATES DIED TODAY

186. IN THE TEMPLE OF THREE ANTE MERIDIEM

187. PASS BY THE MINUTE

188. THE UNICORN’S BLESSING

189. MACK COBB “THE ARROYO OF THE SOMBRA OF DEATH”

190. The Apples of My Eyes

191. MACK COBB “THE BONES OF THE RIVER”

192. THE PEARL IN MY OYSTER

193. ETHANAC, MARGARTH, AND THEDA

194. MACK COBB “DONKEY JÓTE”

195. Whispers In My Left Ear

196. HUNTING THE CLEAN BOOTY

197. DIARY OF A BRINE SHRIMP

198. MANIFESTOLES

199. I’M A GUY

200. BRÛLÉE

201. GIN FLY

202. THE JERRY SLITHER SHOW!

  1. THE SPIRIT OF AMOS GODFREY
  2. MEAT ME
  3. SAY NO MORE
  4. EVERY REVOLUTIONARY KNOWS
  5. THE ERROR OF MY WAYS
  6. AMERICAN DISMANTLING
  7. THE SILENCE OF SKELLY WEAVER
  8. KILLING TIME
  9. SINS OF THE FATHER
  10. IMAGINARY LETTER No. 1 (“no one”?) 7/17/13

213. IMAGINARY LETTER No. 2 (“know, too”?) 7/20/13

214. WHY THERE ARE ORGASMS

215. THUS WITH A KISS

216. GET LUCKY

217. YOUR WIFE IS HOT

218. HARVESTING SWEATER MELONS

219. LOVE SAUCE

220. IN MY BLOOD

221. THE TIP RAIL

222. THE ASSAULT ON STINKY GIRL HILL

223. SEXY TRIGONOMETRY KILLS

224. MATOU, MINETTE, MINOU

225. KISSING HER KOWBELL (beginning)

226. KISSING HER KOWBELL (conclusion)

227. VOX CANINA: the dog’s tale

228. THE STOLEN KISSES OF PEPO PUMM

  1. CHRISTIANS HAVE MADE A CRUCIAL ERROR
  2. THE CARROT AND THE STICKUP
  3. SAPPHIRE CURRY
  4. THE PANTRY
  5. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WITCH AND THE WEREWOLF?
  6. I, GOBLIN
  7. THE FALL LINE
  8. HUH?
  9. IMAGINARY LETTER No. 3 (11/17/13)
  10. LUCIOLE
  11. THE BIG STICKY
  12. IMAGINARY LETTER no. 4 (12/8/13)
  13. CHAPEL OF THE SACRED MIRRORS
  14. DECEMBER IN THE RAILROAD WOODS
  15. THE POPE FUCKERS
  16. THE PSALM OF CHRISTMAS
  17. I, SHADOW HAIKU
  18. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

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2014

  1. THE ANGELIC POSITION AND THE MANNER OF SERPENTS
  2. CHERRY BLAZE
  3. BULL SWAN
  4. LUCKY HAPPY ENDINGS
  5. MY FUCKIT LIST
  6. MY AMAZON TRIP
  7. A WRITER MUST DECIDE
  8. A BUTCHER AT THE PETTING ZOO
  9. IN THE VALLEY OF YOUR EYES
  10. OPERATION PORK SWORD
  11. THIS IS MY AUTUMN
  12. THE COCK CREW THRICE
  13. A FEW WORDS OVER THE GRAVE OF GOD
  14. MY HEART IS A HAUNTED HOUSE
  15. TERMINAL VELOCITIES
  16. SWEETEN THE PIE
  17. THE WORRY DOLLS, (1) “Run, Rosalinda, Run”
  18. WAITING FOR THE NEXT MOMENT
  19. THE WORRY DOLLS, (2) “Kristen’s Blues”
  20. THE WORRY DOLLS, (3) “Rosalinda’s Resurrection
  21. THE WORRY DOLLS, (4) “Rosalinda and the Devil’s Kiss”
  22. THE WORRY DOLLS, (5) “Code 6-Adam”
  23. I LOVE MY WIFE
  24. THE WORRY DOLLS, (6) “Help Me! I Dance!”
  25. MEMORIAL DAY TRIAGE
  26. THE WORRY DOLLS, (7) “They Call Me Kahuna”
  27. KINGDOM OF THE GRAVE
  28. (REFLECTION) ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE RECEIVING OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
  29. REFUGEES FROM EDEN
  30. FALLING TO PIECES TOGETHER
  31. THE DIARIES OF MY MENTALLY iLL BROTHER, vOLUME 1
  32. THE WORRY DOLLS, (8) “Hi-yo, Batman!”
  33. RUBBERTA
  34. IN MEMORY OF CRAWLEY
  35. A CHILD’S LETTER TO SOD
  36. BAD MILK
  37. A COCKWORK VAGINA
  38. TWYLA BELLEGRAVE
  39. THE WORRY DOLLS, (9) “Las Chupacabras”
  40. THE CUTTERS LOUNGE “The Treasure of Heather Meadows”
  41. YOU BE THE GRASS GROWING
  42. HAIKU THE WOUNDED COYOTE
  43. THE REAL HOUSEFLIES OF BEVERLY HILLS
  44. CLICK O’ TREAT (orignially posted 2014, reposted 2015)
  45. MY BROTHER’S VISION
  46. SUGAR SKULL
  47. THE BLOOD OF ALLAH
  48. ONCE UPON A DAY GONE BY
  49. IMAGINARY LETTER no. 5 (The Poison in the Gift)
  50. TENNESSEE HONEY ON MY LIPS
  51. ONE MORE TEAR AND THEN I’LL BE HAPPY

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2015

  1. YOU ARE A COYOTE FOR THE LAST TIME

299. BÊTE ET MÉCHANT (DUMB AND NASTY)

300. ABORTING JESUS

301. CHICA BRAVA

302. BORN FRY

303. REVELATION 3:16

304. THE HAIKU CHU CHU

305. A FORETASTE OF GLORY DIVINE

306. EPITAPHS

307. CAMINO BARBACOA

308. MARTHA AND ELMER

309. BRATWURST AND RUMBLEGUTS

310. IN THE WINE DROWSY MORROW

311. SHADOW WITHOUT A MAN

312 A WRITER’S GUIDE TO SUICIDE (1982, Cut 1)

313. THE UNBORN IDENTITY

314. HAIKU A HOUSE BURNS DOWN

315. A TASTE FOR LIFE

316. THE DEVOURED HEART

317. PATRICK BUTCHER’S HAUNTED THEATER

318. TEMPEST

319. FALL OF THE SPARROW

320. THE FOGDOGS

321. PEANUT BUTTER AND PUMPKIN JAM

322. DUCKY SHINCRACKER

323. IMAGINARY LETTER No. 6

324. BAFFLEGAB

325. IMAGINARY LETTER No. 7 (“Perish”, the thought)

326. MY BROTHER’S THANKSGIVING TOPIC ADDRESS (2014)

327. DOWN A PATH DRIVEN

328. BLUE SKY HOLDS THE PALE MOON HIGH

329. PIG IN BOOTS

330. MERRY CHRISTOPHER

331. SERMON IN THE FIREPLACE

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2016

332. SKUNK IN THE MEADOW

333. MARMOSETTE AND ARROW HEAD

334. BAUBLES UNDER THE DOME

335. ON THE FLY

336. THE GOSSIP OF ATOMS

337. IMAGINARY LETTER No. 8 (“Leap Day”)

338. FIRE MONKEY AND THE ZODIAC ARMY (Tail 1 )

339. WAVES CHASING A SHORE~

340. ALFA ROMEO

341. OWNLY

342. FEW WORDS

343. I’M CLAZY

344. HEAR THE LIGHT

345. THE AWFULLY BIG WISH

346. PRUDENCE FERRY

347. THE HAVANA BONEYARD

348. IMAGINARY LETTER No. 9 (“Buried in the Soul Crypt”)

349. THAT I AM

350. A LOVELY TRICK

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2017

351. HAIKU FLOATING

352. DEAD RINGERS

353. OUR MOMBIE

354. NIBLOSH

355. CHUM

356. THE LINEMAN’S WIFE

357. BOO HOO!

  1. CLICK O’TREAT (2017)

359. DANCIN’ TO THE FUNERAL MARCH

  1. WHAT AM I?
  2. SATAN’S HALLOWEEN ADDRESS
  3. HEAVY PETTING
  4. SATAN DON’T SURF
  5. ILLYCIT
  6. A BUS STOP SHELTER
  7. THE MIRROR OF WORDS

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2018

  1. GETTING AHEAD
  2. THOSE WHO HAVE EYES
  3. KISS THE GODS AND MAKE THEM CRY
  4. THE CHANTING CAVE
  5. THE FAITH OF A FLY
  6. VANISHING POINT
  7. SPIN_MIRROR
  8. VOX CANINA: The Bow Wow Theory
  9. FORGETTANCE
  10. FAMA
  11. EVILUTION: THE CRYSTAL WOEMEN
  12. EULOGIES FOR THE LIVING
  13. POOR RELATIONS
  14. ADRIENNE’S WALL
  15. FARTING RAINBOWS
  16. JONNI SEBASTIANA BACH
  17. JONNI SEBASTIANA BACH 2
  18. SUCKFACE
  19. WITCHESMOON
  20. CECILIO: THE SWALLOWED TOWN
  21. RAVENNA’S INFERNO
  22. MATAKU AND THE MOON

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2019

  1. Take it off from every checklist
  2. You want your history to be your tombstone. Your father and your mother rest in ashes
  3. TALES OF KIBASH
  4. NOW NOT NOW
  5. THE JOYFUL SUTRA
  6. NOW AND THEN
  7. DARWIN’S CHILDREN
  8. THE WINTER FOAL

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2020

347. MY AMAZON TRIP

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