I JUST FELT LIKE IT
I call myself Eurydice in my band The Hummers but my real name is Anna (gag).
My dad is making me come along to see Grandma or else he won’t give me any money. I hate hospitals. I hate “nursing homes”. I hate having to live with my dad.
Things were fine when I was living with Jessabella and Chelsea, even if they kept calling me Spooge-Lips because of the white lipstick I wore onstage. But then Jessabella got a D.U.I. and Chelsea lost her job. Now I have no band and no place that I can afford to live except back with my dad (gag).
Now we are going to see Grandma in the Adios Hotel (no, that’s not really the name of the place). He says it’s important.
“Here we are, Anna. Shalom Bayit Nursing Home.”
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