
JACK THE HACK, MAN
Gentle rain smeared lights into the pavement. Jack Hackman, the short-story fiction writer, walked across the parking lot toward the Faber Publishing building. Jack took a final breath of the fresh air that had descended from heaven and that had subdued the city.
In the lobby the music system played Central City Sketches from the jazz station.
âHi, Barbarella,â he said to Barbara the Receptionist. She smiled like the Cheshire Cat.
Jack passed the elevator and walked up the stairs, thinking in cadence âprose, poetry, prose poetry; the two legs of literary ascension.” At the third floor he entered the hallway that led to the West Conference Room. He could smell that someone had already made coffee and that it was strong.
âMarie?â he smiled as he passed the little kitchen. âYou? Early?â
Marie Lovall, the novelist, watched Jack swagger past wearing his open leather bomber jacket, V-shirt, and jeans and Marie muttered. âFull costume tonight, I see,â just loudly enough so that Jack could hear her as he was entering the conference room
On the huge wooden table in the middle of the room was a big cardboard box. Jack moved aside one of the plush blue-felt chairs and leaned over to peer into the box.
âKittens?â he asked. In the corner of the box huddled six tiny balls of fur, each one trying to get under the other in fear of Jack. He couldnât resist touching them but as he reached into the box two of the kittens turned to face him and raised their little paws in defiance. âGiving me the toe, eh?â
As he touched one, the kitten spat and rolled backwards.
âHey! Donât scare those poor little guys,â scolded Marie as she entered the room.
âThey stink,â Jack retorted, hardening-up after nearly melting.
âThey donât have a mother and they need a bath.â
âThey are yours, of course?â
âThe janitor found them between some barrels of chemicals out in the storage shed. He told Barbara and she gathered them up.â
âWhatâs wrong with their eyes?â Jack grimaced.
âI donât know,â said Marie as she picked up one of the kittens. âThey must have leaned against a leaky barrel. I was helping Barbara cut some plastic-like stuff out of their fur.â
âBarbie should have been a vet.â
Marie smiled a little in appreciation. âYes. She should also be a mother. Sheâs already given the little guys their names. This is Coquette. Thatâs Baby, thereâs Boots, Tiger, Frisky Piglet. I think that one is Arnold, poor little guy. His eyes are really bad. And, good God, no wonder he looks so weak. Look at those fleas!â
Jack picked up the box of kittens.
âHey! What are you doing?â
âBath time,â he said as he carried the box into the little kitchen. Marie followed.
âHere?â
Jack took off his jacket and began adjusting the faucets to give warm water. âThis is a deep sink. Iâve done this before. It is the only way to slow down the fleas or to even see them.â
âWhat are you going to do?â
âDonât worry. Iâm going to hold them under the running water with one hand and pick fleas with the other. The water stuns the fleas and the water mats the kittyâs fur so you can see them.â
Marie protested, âThey wonât like that.â
Jack was unmoved. âLook, just get a clean box and some towels. Theyâll hate it, but the water is warm, and if we donât do it these damn fleas will suck all their blood. How would you like that?â
Marie saw that she couldnât prevent the rude baths. âI hate fleas. They have no purpose on earth.â
And thus, as the other writerâs were heading to the conference room they were one-by-one recruited to help dry the kittens. Marie then placed the dry little fuzz-balls into a clean box and closed the lid flaps. She pushed the box to a corner of the counter.
The writers were all back at the conference room table when Mr. Faber of Faber Publishing entered.
Jack thought âKeep hammerinâ those keys, Jackâ, and he intercepted Mr. Faber, thrusting his hand to shake.
âJack Hackman, genre-ist. Not ‘artist’. Entertainer!â
âIâm not sure that I am pleased to meet youâ, smiled Mr. Faber wryly.
Mr. Faber then nodded pleasantly to Marie, âMiss Lovall.â
Jack didnât let up and he said past Mr. Faber, to Marie, âAll the women I know love your stuff!â
Marie smiled sweetly and nodded, âAnd all the dick-heads I know love your stuff.â
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