THE POPE FUCKERS
My name tag is called Michelle Cook. Friends who know me call me “Heidi” because I still hide the fact that I’m lesbian.
I’m here in Lhasa, China, for the annual World Unity Council (WUC) presentations. I work for the Global Water And Power Administration (GWAPA). We control the clean water and the fusion power distribution for the entire globe. Well, almost. I’m the Director of Consistency. I’m supposed to present our annual proposals.
Lhasa was once thought to mean “place of the gods” but we now know it meant “goat’s place.”
I’m saying this to the girl next to me at the bar, “It is 2084. Israel was destroyed over a half-century ago. Jesus is still a no-show. The Vatican abdicated to a monastery somewhere in the Himalayas. And the world didn’t go to any Hell. In fact it is better off.”
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